Holy Ship! forced to officially warn punters not to have sex with pizza

10 Jan

Holy Shippers have been warned the vessel’s unlimited pizza slices are for eating and not fornicating. The official memo was distributed by Holy Ship!’s long-time operating partner Norwegian Cruise Line.

“OPEN PIZZA BAR FOR CONSUMPTION ONLY” reads the warning’s capitalized and bolded heading.

The note continues: “Due to incidents on previous sailings in which patrons engaged in uncouth behaviour in the cafe, we feel it is our duty to remind our guests that pizza is for eating, not fornicating. Sexual acts with our handcrafted pizza can bring unintended health consequences and can pose a safety hazard for other passengers aboard our journey.”

Not to disclude anyone from the adventure, Norwegian Cruise Line does ask for all those impacted by Sitophilia, or the sexual desire to fornicate with foods, to “please inquire with one of our specialists in the medical bay below deck”.

In other Holy Ship! news, Porter Robinson surprised 10.0 with an unannounced Virtual Self set.

Holy Ship! 11.0 departs today (10th January).

Find a photo of the warning memo below:

Holy Ship! forced to officially warn punters not to have sex with pizza